The Hippo as a Family Pet

ABOUT Sterling Conway

Sterling Conway
I am 6'3", 195 lbs. and so handsome women cry (apologies to Sonny Bono).


The Hippo as a Family Pet consists of a life-altering collection of humorous articles, poems, cartoons, ramblings and rumblings. It represents nothing more nor less than a set of comments, compilations and catcalls on the human condition, such as it is. The book is not intended to shed any light whatsoever on anything at all but is, hopefully, intended to put a smile on your face, a song in your heart and maybe clear up your exzema.

After reading this book a number of readers have reported losing up to 15 pounds of unattractive belly fat. If you enjoy reading The Hippo as a Family Pet don't blame me.

Mr. Sterling H. Conway wrote The Hippo as a Family Pet as a tribute to the Dalai Lama who he thinks he won in a poker game. Mr. Conway lives in Toronto, Palm Beach and "Anywhere I can get a bed for the night." and claims to have perfected time travel and to have discovered three previously unknown planets that, he states, "Are hiding behind the sun." Last year Mr. Conway was awarded the Pulletser Prize by the Egg Marketing Board for his novel, The Yolk's On Us.

"After you read one of Conway's books everyone else's will seem so much better."                                                               Everyone else

"I read this book and my acne cleared right up."         Anonymous

"Some parts of his writing are not as bad as others."
                                                                                      Mrs. Conway