Memoirs Of A Mom On The Edge - Part One - Martinis & Menopause

Humor, General Fiction

By Elizabeth Loan

Publisher : Silver Shield (Dare Empire eMedia Productions)

ABOUT Elizabeth Loan

Elizabeth Loan
Elizabeth (E.B.) Loan was born and raised in the western suburbs, just outside great city of Chicago.
A mother of five, E.B. writes until the wee hours of the morning and travels with her husband, kids & three rescued German Shepherds.

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Ever wondered how men develop temporary blindness when there are dirty dishes in the sink or children covered in goo? Ever questioned the legitimacy of stretch marks and saggy breasts as “badges of motherhood?” Ever cursed cottage cheese for its bland taste and resemblance to the cellulite hiding on the back of your thighs (how does consuming a food that looks like cellulite banish it?)? “Memoirs of a Mom on the Edge,” scrutinizes the conventional wisdom of ‘everything female’. Using her own life as a springboard, Loan takes on all the taboo topics, leaving no stone unturned. Welcome to the wonderful world of womanhood, Elizabeth Loan style. Buckle up, ladies. It’s going to be one helluva ride.