How to Get a Literary Agent in Two Murders or Less


By Ellie Burmeister

Publisher : Mirth Press

ABOUT Ellie Burmeister

Ellie Burmeister
The author of "How To Get a Literary Agent in Two Murders or Less"



"A witty plunge into the world of publishing, romance and mystery." Ron D. Voigts, author of Penelope and the Birthday Curse.

"A dynamic, page-turning, laugh out loud romp."  Elizabeth Allen, author of Who Got Liz Gardner

Aspiring novelist Amanda Anderson has never had any luck, but she hopes that's about to change. She goes to a writer's conference to find an agent, but ends up with a husband. After a whirlwind courtship, she elopes with bestselling suspense writer Jonny Goodsnuff. But she soon discovers that her husband's only good on paper. Between a draconian prenup, his sleazy associates, her wicked stepchildren, and the hunky romance-novelist neighbor, Amanda learns the meaning of "wed in haste, repent at leisure." Unfortunately Jonny has a deadly secret, and before she can walk away, Amanda finds herself in a desperate game of cat and mouse. But who are the cats? And who are the mice? And most importantly, will any of this bring her closer to a publishing contract?
"Amanda's adventures are both harrowing and hilarious.She achieves her goals through means she never imagined. Following her exploits will have you laughing out loud. This is a fun book to read!" - D. B. Cunningham - author of The Aloha Diary