Bog Man

A perfectly preserved pre-historic cadaver is discovered in the fens and brought to a Museum. For the new Director, Dr Bond, it should present a major opportunity but is it real? And if it is, how come the 8,000 year old ring it's wearing also bears the marks of a local shop... And where is the Museum's Head Electrician? If Dr Bond doesn't find some answers soon something terrible is going to happen. In front of the entire art world, he's going to look an idiot.

A bit of light whimsy about 5,097 words, British English PG.