You're Not the Only One Who's Anatomically Correct 'Round These Parts: Tales of Phallocentrism (NOT FOR KIDS - Fairy Tales for Misanthropes Book 1)

ABOUT James Manchester

James Manchester
James L. Manchester resides in frigid New England, though he dreams of giving it all up for drizzly London. Mr. Manchester's academic background is in psychology and philosophy, and he therefore lacks a real job. James is far too young to be this cynical, yet far too old to still be playin More...

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"All these years I've been telling myself if I twirled it a little to the left, it'd be a penis, when in fact, it was nothing more than matted fur." - Travis T. Bear

It's difficult being a stuffed animal, especially when you come to the realization that your entire life has been a lie. Proverbial drunk and favorite teddy to the rather flamboyant Kid, Travis T. Bear embarks on a transformative journey of self-discovery in this wayward coming-of-age story. Along with his neurotic pal, Wimpy, and body image obsessed wife, Moona Lisa Cow, our fluffy antihero searches far and wide for his missing manhood and, in the process, learns an important lesson on the true meaning of masculinity.

This is the first book in the 'NOT FOR KIDS: Fairy Tales for Misanthropes' series.