Why My Love Life Sucks is a funny, YA, science-fantasy novel about a teenage super tech geek named Gilbert Garfinkle, whose plans to invent the perfect are derailed by the one thing he'll never be able to figure out--a gorgeous vampire girl named Amber, who wants to turn him into her platonic BFF literally forever! Discover what makes the ultimate geek the ultimate hero in the funniest science-fiction series since The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.