The Reparations of Bill Clinton at The Teflon Hall of Fame
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AT THE HEIGHT OF THE MONICA SEX SCANDAL, PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON IS TAKEN TO FBI HEADQUARTERS FOR DNA TESTING. BILL SUDDENLY FINDS HIMSELF AT THE LEGENDARY LOST MONUMENT OF POLITICAL PURGATORY, THE PLACE WHERE ALL POLITICAL FATES ARE DECIDED. COME ALONG WITH BILL AND CHECKERS (PRESIDENT NIXON'S FAITHFUL DOG) AS THEY TRY AND NAVIGATE THE SEVEN ROOMS OF POLITICAL PITFALLS, IN THE TEFLON HALL OF FAME. HERE THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO SALVAGE BILL'S TARNISHED PRESIDENCY. EACH OF THE SEVEN ROOMS HAVE A GUIDE WHOSE HEART AND SOUL ARE REPRESENTATIVE OF THEIR ROOM. THESE GUIDES WILL AID BILL IN HIS QUEST FOR REDEMPTION. IN THE 757'S OF LIBERAL LOGIC, YOU'LL FLY WITH BILL AND NANCY PELOSI TO SAN FRANCISCO, TO SIT IN A DEMOCRATIC STRATEGY MEETING FOR THE THE 2012 ELECTIONS. ON THE CRUISE OF POLITICAL INFIDELITIES, YOU'LL YACHT WITH GARY HART ABOARD THE MONKEY BUSINESS TO CHEATER'S COVE. THERE YOU WILL ATTEND THE "ODE TO JOHN EDWARDS CONCERT." IN TOW IS THE GOVERNORS' SEX RAFT OF SHAME. TAKE A ROAD TRIP WITH SCOTT BROWN & BILL ON THE HIGHWAY OF POLITICAL MISCUES. SCOTT AND BILL WILL ATTEMPT TO DRIVE FROM BOSTON TO WASHINGTON D.C., WHERE SCOTT WILL BE SWORN IN AS THE 41ST REPUBLICAN SENATOR. SEE HOW PELOSI & PALS ATTEMPT TO MAINTAIN THEIR FILIBUSTER POWER, BY BLOCKING THEIR ENTRANCE TO THE CAPITAL AT THE ROOSEVELT MEMORIAL BRIDGE. OUR FOUNDING FATHERS WILL USE BEN FRANKLIN'S TIME MACHINE TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE DISAPPEARING CONSTITUTION. THEY ARE JOINED BY BECK, GLENN BECK, FOX NEWS CHANNEL 007 (FORMALLY) AND DAN RATHER, CBS NEWS (FORMALLY) AS THE KEY LACKY, IN THE MAOIST RE-EDUCATION ROOM FOR MISGUIDED CAPITALIST. BILL'S QUEST CLIMAXES AT THE WIZARD OF OZ'BAMA'S EMERALD PALACE, AS BILL ATTEMPTS TO MEND HIS BROKEN WRIST UNDER OZ'BAMA'S HEALTHCARE PLAN. WITH 169 COLORED PAGES AND SPOOFING ANY AND ALL POLITICAL SNAFUS IN THE LAST TWENTY YEARS, BEING RIGHT HAS NEVER BEEN SO NATTY!!






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