Description
On one hand, Mike Lynch
hates kids. He can’t stand how they scream all the time, poop
themselves, everything. That probably comes from his father reminding
Mike throughout his childhood that he was never wanted. On the other
hand, that ice of indifference surrounding Mike's biological clock
starts to thaw after his girlfriend gives birth to someone else’s child.
Mike
believes everything has a reason for existing, including our naughty
bits. He now has a desperate urge to fulfill his basic human duty by
using those bits to procreate. He just doesn’t want to deal with the
aftermath. To get around this self-imposed dilemma, Mike takes a
three-day weekend trip to Indiana, finds some women who are also looking
to get laid, and tries to get them pregnant. He justifies his actions
by assuming the people he encounters are going to get pregnant during
one-night stands anyway. At least with his being the sperm donor, their
child will be born to serve a greater purpose: Mike’s.
When he
returns to Indiana a year later to see if the scheme was a success,
confronting the results of his actions elicits more emotions than he
knew he had. Now Mike has no idea how he’ll react when he discovers his
child.