DIARY OF A VAMPIRE STRIPPER

Horror, Humor, Romance

By Cinsearae Santiago

Publisher : CreateSpace

ABOUT Cinsearae Santiago

Cinsearae Santiago
Dark Paranormal Romance/Horror author Ms. Cinsearae S. has been writing, editing, and producing her own works through print-on-demand and conventional publishers. She is the creator of The ABRAXAS Series and BOLEYN-Tudor Vampire. A digital artist and still-photographer, she is also Editor/ More...

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Description

Her best friend is a werewolf. Her boyfriend is a ghoul. And she really, REALLY can’t stand her vampire husband.

Trying to juggle college tuition and rent, young Audra Perez seeks a fast fix to her financial woes by auditioning as a stripper for the Hoochie Coochie Club. What she didn’t expect was to actually be chosen! Barely a few months into her new job, she becomes acquainted with a mysterious, distinguished gentleman by the name of Darren Von Eldon, and they secretly begin dating against club rules. Then one passionate night at his beach house changes Audra’s life forever.

Now as a newly-awakened vampire, this only adds to her day-to-day mundane burdens. Refusing to drain humans, she hunts birds for nourishment, and finagles a way to avoid going to classes during the day. But bigger problems loom ahead. Radical cops that know about her kind roam the night, seeking to destroy any and all ‘monsters’, and her best friend’s family has a bone to pick with Audra’s. Headless bodies are turning up on vamp and were turf, each side blaming the other for the murders. It’s up to Audra and her friend Lu to figure out who’s doing the killings, and their search leads them beneath the city streets to encounter an abomination neither one of them will ever forget.

And the relationship issues? Well, it’s not easy dealing with a boyfriend and a vampire husband, so let’s not even go there…

raise your hand if you've done something out of desperation....then regretted it later. Her best friend is a werewolf. Her boyfriend is a ghoul. And she really, REALLY can’t stand her vampire husband. Trying to juggle college tuition and rent, young Audra Perez seeks a fast fix to her financial woes by auditioning as a stripper for the Hoochie Coochie Club. What she didn’t expect was to actually be chosen! Barely a few months into her new job, she becomes acquainted with a mysterious, distinguished gentleman by the name of Darren Von Eldon, and they secretly begin dating against club rules. Then one passionate night at his beach house changes Audra’s life forever. Now as a newly-awakened vampire, this only adds to her day-to-day mundane burdens. Refusing to drain humans, she hunts birds for nourishment, and finagles a way to avoid going to classes during the day. But bigger problems loom ahead. Radical cops that know about her kind roam the night, seeking to destroy any and all ‘monsters’, and her best friend’s family has a bone to pick with Audra’s. Headless bodies are turning up on vamp and were turf, each side blaming the other for the murders. It’s up to Audra and her friend Lu to figure out who’s doing the killings, and their search leads them beneath the city streets to encounter an abomination neither one of them will ever forget. And the relationship issues? Well, it’s not easy dealing with a boyfriend and a vampire husband, so let’s not even go there…

“Plain-spoken and brash, Diary of a Vampire Stripper is a graphically wild lunge through the trials and tribulations --both amorous and otherwise-- of newly-turned vampire Audra as she sets the paranormal world on its ear.” (5 stars)~Tony-Paul deVissage, author of The Night Man Cometh

"This is not just another vampire book." (4 stars)~ GoodReads Review

 "The originality of this is just brilliant and it sucked me in right from the start..." (5 stars)~Book Devotee Reviews

"I would suggest this to not only friends but anyone thirsting for an adventure not thought of before now!" Scarlet Skies Certainty

"This story is so real, and at times, blunt!...If you are a fan of paranormal romances with a touch of mystery and a lot of fun, then I recommend Diary of a Vampire Stripper!" (4 stars)~ Novelly Nice