Two Old Fools - Olé!
Publisher : AntPress.org
Description

Never believe that life in a tiny Spanish mountain village is predictable. Vicky and Joe have finished fixing up their house and look forward to peaceful days enjoying their retirement. Then the fish van arrives, and instead of delivering fresh fish, disgorges the Ufarte family. The peace of El Hoyo is shattered.

In this, the second of the ‘Two Old Fools’ series, Vicky and Joe are catapulted (and ‘cat’ is the operative word) into more bizarre situations and scrapes. Surrounded by the same cast of eccentric characters introduced in 'Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools', the two old fools muddle through until they are forced into making a life-changing decision.

Packed with badly behaved humans and animals, irreverent humour and sunshine, 'Two Old Fools - Olé!' will make you laugh out loud, while the mouth-watering Spanish recipes will have you reaching for your saucepan.



The Story Behind This Book
I absolutely loved writing Chickens from beginning to end, but by the time I reached the last chapter, I was exhausted. "I don't think I'll write another," I said to Joe. Although Chickens was such fun to write, I'm the kind of writer who agonises over every comma, and I endured sleepless nights worrying about the structure and content. Would the things we found funny amuse other people? Would the readers like the characters? Would anybody want to read about two old fools anyway? "Wait and see," said Joe. Well, we did wait and see, and were completely astonished at how well Chickens was received. I never dreamed it would become an Amazon bestseller, nor did I foresee how many friends I would make as a result. A couple of years ago, I scoffed at Twitter and Facebook, considering them a complete waste of time and 'not real'. I was wrong. Thanks to the Internet (and Twitter and Facebook in particular) I have chatted with literally hundreds of delightful people. Complete strangers who had read Chickens emailed me, some with amusing anecdotes of their own. Many others provided help, encouragement and endless laughs. You all spurred me on to write this sequel to Chickens, and I thank you for that. Although Joe and I live in a tiny village in the Spanish mountains, we feel we are always surrounded by friends from all over the world. Ole! was just as much fun to write as Chickens, although equally exhausting. Joe and I have a routine: I write a segment, whereupon Joe checks it and makes minor changes or suggestions. I then edit (if I agree with his advice) and carry on writing the next part. At the end, we put the whole manuscript aside for a week or more to 'prove', then print it off. Joe then reads the whole book aloud to me. If he stumbles, we rewrite that part to improve the flow. Amongst all the praise and fan letters I received, there were, of course, criticisms which I have tried to address in Ole! Some said Chickens was too short, so Olé! is longer. Some said the photographs were too small, so I have increased their size. But the main criticism came from a handful of American readers who were most affronted by our chickens' names. I am sincerely sorry for that - I never meant to offend. Our American friend, Colton, has since explained to us that the ‘F’ word is far stronger and more offensive in the States than it is in the UK. Rest assured, the two unfortunately- named chickens are not mentioned in Olé! although they did live to a ripe old age, oblivious to the storm of protest they caused. (RIP B & F) One more thing. For those unfamiliar with the little stick men I’ve used for scene breaks, they are Indalos, or Rainbow Men, the emblem for this part of Andalucía. So here it is, my second book. It was a joy to write and, I hope, will be enjoyed by those who are kind enough to read it. Vicky October 2011


Praise and Reviews

“Andalucía as it’s never been done before - a very quirky, funny and enjoyable tale - loved the subtle humour, Olé!”

Karen Wheeler, author of 'Tout Sweet: Hanging Up My Heels For A New Life In France.'

"I absolutely loved it! Funny, honest and impossible to put down." Justin Aldridge, Eye on Spain



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About Victoria Twead:    Victoria Twead nagged her long-suffering partner, Joe, into moving from England to Spain in 2004. They settled into a tiny mountain village in Andaluc More...
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