Bert Random

Bert Random crawled into a speaker in 1990 when he was 16 years old and emerged over a decade later with nothing but ringing eardrums, dusty trainers, and a random handful of scribbled notes. It has taken him until now to decipher his handwriting and begin piecing it all together. Despite repeated attempts to escape from Bristol he is currently living there again, though this time he is enjoying seeing it through the fresh eyes of his wife and young son. When not daydreaming about having his head in a bassbin he works part-time for a small but useful charity.