Could you tell us a little bit about yourself?

I took up writing to cover up the fact that I never learned to read.   In fact, I think the last sentence I wrote says that I'm good in bed. 

Describe your book ‘Kids Say The Cutest Things When They're Drunk, A Book of Pointless Satire and Vulgar Humor, Most of It Funny’ in 30 words or less.

Kids Say The Cutest Things When They're Drunk  is a collection of 50+ comic essays that provide a offbeat look at life.

What was the hardest part of writing your book?

The hardest part of writing my book was deciding when it was done.  After completing every paragraph,  I asked myself the question, "Am I done yet?" 

What books have had the greatest influence on you?

There are so many great books I've heard about that I don't know where to begin.   Did the second Shrek movie have a book?

Briefly share with us what you do to market your book?

Every day I visit Barnes and Noble and after finding my book on the in-store kiosk leave the screen open for the next patron to see.

How do you spend your time when you are not writing?

I do a lot of charitable work according to my IRS returns.

What are you working on next?

A play loosely based upon the Moby Dick story but with muskie fishing.  (This is actually true.)